Fearsome Foursome

Who's the luckiest guy in baseball? That question can go multiple ways, but there is only one clear-cut answer. No, not popcorn eating Alex Rodriguez. No, not Terry "This is the best team in baseball on paper in history" Francona- the correct answer is fat Joe Blanton. The reason? Well, the reason is because of the (other) four guys below:

Yes, you are looking at the picture correctly. Its all-world Roy Halladay, the heater Roy Oswalt, Cliff "my wife is scared of yankee fans" Lee, and Cole "my wife's hottness makes me cooler" Hamels. Then, of course, is fat joe.

Fattie boy joey isn't even the guaranteed fifth starter. Who cares? Not him. He has a guaranteed contract through the season which basically means he has a guaranteed ring at the end of the season. Sure, Yankees are still tough and the Red Sox put together a team that would make MJ's Dream Team look weak.

This pitching combination is going to manhandle the likes of the NL east this year, let alone the rest of the league. Fat Joe can lose every game and still end up victorious.

Let the training of Spring begin. Until 28'- phuck the fills.