Time to jump off the cliff..

Lee train. Man, this sucks. Just as Yankee fans thought that Andy Pettitte could pull a Roger Clemens type- $1 mil a game for the last 30 games of the season just to win another world series, we need him back for the start of the season.
Cliff Lee decided last minute to sign with the "mystery team" known as the Philadelphia Phillies. So now it goes CC, shitty AJ, Phil "man i better grow up quick" Hughes and then who knows. Javy is gone, this dude Nova is a nov-body, and Pettitte is already golfing in the Houston retirement center.

Crap, crap, and crap. The Phillies make the heat look like underdogs. The Phila rotation makes the All-Star lineup, year in and year out. When your number 4 is a former World Series MVP, you know you got it goin for ya.

The Yanks still have hope. With the bolstered roster of the BoSox, there really is not any other challengers in the AL. So, win the games you are supposed to, and screw the sox, and its gonna look like the rematch of the 09 World Series.

For all Phillie fans who "saw this coming," I wish this were you: