Cleveland (throws) Rocks!

Well, if LeBron didn't get stoned before tonight's matchup vs the Cavaliers, he will soon be able to say he has. King James makes his first trip back to the land of the lost since taking his talents to South Beach. Security is surely heightened as the Cav Loyals get to watch their former King in a different jersey.

Last years playoff roster for the Cavs has been barren of a lot of pieces. Coach Mike Brown is gone. Big Z is gone. Delonte West is gone. Shaq is gone. Sheet, looks like they're left with an o.k. point guard in Mo Williams and a funny looking big in Anderson Verajeo.

What to expect tonight?
I say LeBron starts slow to a roar of boos. He does not dare to do his signature entrance of the powder toss. He gets absolutely crucified every time he touches the ball. The Cavs keep it relatively close until the 4th quarter do to the involvement of the crowd.
LeBron tweets about "how surreal it was to be home" and how he "wants to thank the fans."
Then, tomorrow, all we hear from the Cavs fans is about how they don't miss LeBron and his 3-12 shooting and poor leadership. I say we just take a note from MJ.