F this Noise

Noise, of course, being a fully catered meal at the Minnesota Vikings facility. Post practice meals are important for players, but sometimes, even more important to those who supply the food.
That being said,the food brought forth the the practice facility to the 2-6 Vikings better be good, or else. The ramifications of poor food can lead to, well, the release of a perennial Pro Bowler.
We are talking about none other than Randy "I wouldn't feed this to my dog" Moss. Just 4 weeks after giving up a 3rd round draft pick to the Patriots in exchange, Randy Ma' is once again on the open market.

"What the f*%&? Who ordered this crap? I wouldn't feed this to my dog,"

This was Randy's response to the Friday the tradition of the Vikings invite a local establishment to cater the team's post-practice meal. Last Friday, it was a St. Paul, Minn., restaurant -- a favorite of former Vikings center Matt Birk -- that served chicken, pasta, ribs and other dishes.

Well, I hope that the food was poor enough to be worth potentially $4.6 billion, which was the remainder of your salary this season.